Gold teeth to homeland
December 8, 2008adminThe problem of the Italian State is financial. It has no more money. I then thought to give a hand with a series of suggestions to Prodi by the name: 'Oro to the homeland'. Beginning today from the old pensioners. Without their pension young precarious not be able to pull ahead. If there were no pensions young people would be paid more. The board of his grandfather is therefore the true cornerstone of economic policy in the country. But the old, who is not ashamed to be the lifting of travel and low cost to make extensive use of Viagra, they must earn the advantage gained. Contribute as everyone else. Giving a sign of solidarity. The old, you know, has gold in his mouth. This should be made available to the homeland.
A separate decree law to require all pension holders visiting the dentist. The decree (we are in Italy) should necessarily be coercive. Who will not take away at least two gold teeth, lose their pensions. Who does not have the teeth may auto denouncers including a panoramic dental and two gold teeth bought in the nearest jewelry.
The removal dental itself has a number of side benefits. The dentist in charge of fact could infer the cost, paid by the pensioner, from his tax return. With the status of a predictable emergence. If, for some unfortunate event, the pensioner were to die during the removal, the speaker of the State would have an additional benefit, with a pension to be paid less. In this case, the dentist should be exempt from any civil or criminal consequence. It could, in the event of multiple deaths confer the title of Knight of the Public Debt. The gold tooth in the homeland could not be pleasing to the usual evaders. The monitor should be fitted with gas exhilarating or even a picture of Buttiglione or a choice of Mastella. Exit patrol in parks and gardens. The old sganascerebbe is giving evidence of the crime. To these social criminals should be removed, in addition to the teeth, even retirement. Less pensions, more gold, emergence of submerged all benefits with a simple decree.
Parliamentarians already enjoy retirement should set an example to the nation and live by the television camera, take out their gold teeth. The success of the public would be secured with cash-rich advertising. One could go even further and auctioning on Ebay for the Treasury tooth Prodi and Berlusconi or even Previti Zanna d'Oro.